send this to your best friend

just imagine in some stuart little-esque universe where cats and dogs and mice and other small cute creatures where able and willing to make and pilot boats and planes and little cars and have dreams and aspirations.. imagine a team of white mice cleaning every square inch of your vehicle or a squad of cats boating around a lake or some squirrels in flight.... nothing could ever be done because all of humanity would just be transfixed at the dogs riding unicycles or something and progress would screech to a grinding halt... it would be a ploy all along.......,.,.,..,