“Excuse me, Sir, I’m America’s role model, I need to see the chief“ (WCW Monday NITRO #142 за )

Chris Jericho: “You see, JJ Dillon. You wanted it, you got it. You dared to challenge me? You said I needed evidence. I’ll give you evidence. I came all the way to Washington, DC to get the jurisprudence you need to give me my belt back. And JJ Dillon, someone here will definitely listen to what I have to say. This conspiracy is bigger than I thought. They won’t listen to me here either. They gotta be... This is ridiculous.“ Jericho: “Excuse me, fellas: Who can I talk to go over JJ Dillon’s head? Polizist: “I don’t know, but you’re going to have to leave.“ Jericho: “You’re telling me I gotta leave?“ Polizist: “You have to leave now!“ Jericho: “Okay, easy, guys. Alright. You are on the conspiracy, too, aren’t you?“ Jericho: “Okay, now we’re getting somewhere. I just talked to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, talked to his law clerk and I know she’ll give him the message and when he has a chance, he’ll definitely have a meeting with me. I sure know he will.“ Jericho: “Battle Royal, and all the guys were listed in the Battle Royal and Dean Malenko was not listed in the battle royal and he was under a mask, he took the mask off, surprised me and beat me for the belt.“ Jericho: “Okay, I’ve had enough of this. I’ve had enough of the lackeys, I’ve had enough for the yes-men, the time has come for me to go straight to the top and go inside, because: I think he is a Jerichoholic, so he’ll let me in. Excuse me, Sir, I’m America’s role model, I need to see the chief and go inside to go over JJ Dillon’s head.“ Secret Service: “I’m sorry, you have to leave right now.“ Jericho: “But I’m Chris Jeri...“ Secret Service: “I don’t care, you have to leave right now.“ Jericho: “Thank you, Sir.“ Jericho: “Somewhere, somewhere, somewhere. Where’s the edition about the WCW title belt? Ah, this one: Ha, put that in your pipe, fat man.“