If I Were a Rich Man (Donald Trump / Fiddler on the Roof song parody)
Donald Trump seemed to have a lot of trouble coming up with the bonds required to appeal his civil trials. What kind of things would he wish for if he was actually a rich man?
See the entire Fiddler on the Roof / Donald Trump playlist:
=== Lyrics ===
Oh, dear Lord, you made many, many stupid people
I realize, of course, it’s no shame to be stupid
And you know I love the poorly educated
So, what would be so terrible if I took all their money?
If I were a rich man
MAGA daga diga duga diga daga diga dum
All night long I’d set my mind adrift
If I were a wealthy man
I wouldn’t have to work hard
MAGA daga diga duga diga daga diga dum
If I sent an itty bitty grift
Begging to my ultra-MAGA fans
I’d build a big, tall tower with a giant penthouse
At least 30,000 square feet
And dress it up just like it was a French chateaux
Then I would contact Forbes and tell them what I
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