D’Oh! Footballers with double lives in Springfield? It’s Simpsons lookalikes!

The Simpsons is a 20-year-old comedy classic full of dysfunctional misfits... just like the Premier League then? Exclusive to , we present to you the top 10 football lookalikes secretly lurking in Springfield. First up is Sideshow Bob, a self-proclaimed evil genius who’s not quite as clever as he thinks he is. David Luiz claims to be a defender for Chelsea, and is also bonkers. Well-meaning, timid and prone to being lobbed from distance by jammy Brazilians. Ned Flanders is David Seaman, now that he’s binned the shocking ponytail. Cletus Spuckler is The Simpsons’ resident hillbilly, possibly inbred, with a very low IQ - that’ll be Joey Barton then... News man Kent Brockman is smooth and sophisticated, but when his team lose a Champions League final on penalties, he turns into grumpy old Jupp Heynckes. Kearney is Springfield’s school bully, despite the fact he’s in his 20s. He’s ugly and not very bright. And here’s