Bloodhound gang-Vagina Lyrics:My last girlfriend didn’t like me, thought she might be most likely a Dyke
She just didn’t excite me,
left me yeah, but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn’t that bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her L now she’s a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys
Early bird gets the worm, spread your leg