Beastly: The Wii Game of the Wee Movie

Once upon a time some people said, “Hey, that Twilight thing is popular, maybe we can make money with other supernatural themed romances!“ But lacking in anything resembling creativity, as someone who is apt to say such things would be, they decided to just redo “Beauty and the Beast“. As the film version of this story was coming out, a game company said, “We should cash in on that, too!“ and made a game based on it. But what kind of game would they make?