All Postal Loading Screens

Every loading screen in Postal (1997), Special Delivery (1998), and Super Postal (1999). Original levels 0:00 Home 10/17/1997 The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty. 0:09 The Truckstop 10/17/1997 Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets. 0:15 The Outskirts 10/17/1997 The air ripens with the odors of the dead and dying. It smells . 0:23 Parade Of Disasters 10/18/1997 A glorious symphony of slaughter! 76 tromboners led the death parade... 0:28 The Bridge 10/18/1997 Life is cheap--death is free! Act now! Supplies are limited! (Offer void in Arizona) 0:33 The Mine 10/18/1997 Furious fireflies materialize against the cavern wall and sunder the earth into dust. Come, little insects, and see the web WE’VE woven! 0:52 The Junkyard 10/19/1997 I will don the eviscerated organs of my enemies as party hats, wear their shredded entrails as neckties, and oh, how I shall dance! 0:55 The Trailer Park 10/19/1997 Human trash spills from its containers as death rains down upon them, sweeping the streets in a cleansing cloudburst of blood... 1:06 The Train 10/19/1997 Next stop: Armageddon, the River Styx, Hades... and all points in between! All aboard! 1:17 The Farm 10/20/1997 Feathers will fly, but big birds won’t. They WILL however, be going south this south! 1:20 The Construction Site 10/20/1997 Blood splinters everywhere. Like a river, flowing around me, pulling me in its wake. Paradise! Prepare ! 1:25 The Ghetto 10/20/1997 Black leather smoke coils up my nostrils tingling with death’s surprise. Human remnants cling to my clothing like bloody briars as I continue to wade, hip deep in flesh, 1:33 The City 10/21/1997 I am the celestial gardener, policing the planet of the stink weeds and poisons which leak out even through the cracks in the cold asphalt sidewalks of the City of Sin! 1:46 Central Park 10/21/1997 No day in the park. Too much of the blood on me is mine. But the day is not done, and I’ve miles to go to make them sleep... Peanuts anyone? 1:53 The Industrial Complex 10/21/1997 Feast upon the frozen images of molten massacre as the machineries of death grind relentlessly, mindlessly on... 2:00 Air Force Base 10/22/1997 From the halls of the Vatican to the Runways of Truth, we are there. At the place called Climax, and the time called NOW. When it’s done, let the gods sort it out! 2:07 The Elementary School 10/23/1997 The hive has been cleansed. The source of the corruption has been corked, laid in a body bag and dragged to the outskirts of existence... Special Delivery 2:28 EZ Mart 1/20/1998 Watch for falling prices, falling employees, falling customers, incoming missiles, and blood puddles... 2:36 Shanty Town 1/22/1998 The earth is thirsty. It also seems to have soiled itself... 2:43 Earthquake 1/21/1998 The earth was hungry, so it ate some people. 2:50 La Palamino Resort 1/23/1998 Did someone say they’ve fallen and can’t get up? Super Postal 2:58 Tokyo 10/20/1999 Watch the river run; flowing with bubbling blood; the end, it is near. 3:02 Osaka 10/20/1999 The footprint you see; Godzilla has formed for you; your city laid waste.