The long kiss goodnight (Geena Davis, Sam Leroy Jackson, Craig Bierko) CIA, conspiracy, shootouts, explosions (1996)

Samantha Caine/Charlene Elizabeth Baltimore, suburban homemaker, is the ideal mom to her 8 year old daughter Caitlin. She lives in Honesdale, PA, has a job teaching school and makes the best Rice Krispie treats in town, she have enlisted the help of a cheap detective named Mitch to find out who she really is. But when she receives a bump on her head, she begins to remember small parts of her previous life as a professional CIA assassin/spy. They trained her, now they have to deal with her! Her “old friends“ in the CIA are now out to kill her again, they thought she died the first time when they double crossed her after a long distance sloppy head bullet and falling from a cliff, so they closed the book on her. An insane sadistic high ranking CIA agent named Timothy (Craig Bierko) has killed so much that he is bored of it, until he hears Charlene has resurfaced and now he has something to live for again, killing Charlene if he can! (As she remembers more and more of her previous life, she becomes deadlier and more resourceful. She meets suspicious looking CIA agents, nice looking CIA agents and so on, but who can she really trust ? She also learns about CIA plan: “Operation honeymoon“ where CIA are about to kill 4000 people in a domestic terror attack and blame it on muslims of course, in Niagara Falls. Both Mitch and Charlene proceed to do the killing thing, the bleeding thing and the shooting thing with an ending that makes Die Hard III looks stupid. An action movie for both men and WOMEN! Say what you want about Finland’s Renny Harlin, but he knows how to make fantastic movies for both sexes! An Awesome woman because: (Hope feminists read this) woman, she doesnt look angry unless she have a reason too. cant fight for shit, but great at shooting, sniping. is not a strong independent woman who needs no man, she needs men all the time. 4. She is funny and sarcastic. 5. She bleeds, feel pain and cries. 6. She is likable and tough when needed. 7. She can take harsh criticism from men without acting up. NOW! Where is this fantastic woman in 2024, Hollywood ? Or you mean Mad Max Furiosa, the BIGGEST FAILURE IN 3 DECADES ?! 300 Millions of dollars up in smoke and death to sequel plans! The long kiss goodnight being the first film of its type they didnt know how to market it to women in Americas where it only made even but was a huge success everywhere else! Even when Renny Harlin and Shane Black told them to market it aggressively on female orientated channels.
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