The Dumbshits Guide to Dark Souls: Undead Parish

Dark Souls guides are long and annoying. This is pint sized and hysterical, like a leprechaun. Everyone wins. Not much to miss in the Parish really, except maybe for Lautrec. Some people like to kill him so he doesn’t kill the fire keeper, but if you let him go and let him kill her, you can get some cool stuff from him then bring the fire keeper back, so, in the long run, it’s probably worth it. But yeah, cut of gargoyles tail, grab the basement key and make sure to speak with Seigmeyer outside Sen’s