DOROTHY vs ALICE: Princess Rap Battle (Emily Kinney, Ryan McCartan, Whitney Avalon) *explicit*

▶ NEW #PrincessRapBattle #Oz vs. #Wonderland shirts: ▶ A portion of this video is sponsored by #PopSockets! Get swappable PopTops at . Use code WAVALON for free shipping! ✨ Secret stuff here: ▶ iTunes: ▶ Spotify: Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Lion challenge Alice, Mad Hatter, Tweedledum, and Tweedledee where Oz intersects with Wonderland in our biggest rap battle ever! With an all-star cast including Emily Kinney, Ryan McCartan, and Joey Richter! Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@ ** CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Dorothy: Whitney Avalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett Alice: Emily Kinney Mad Hatter: Ryan McCartan Tweedledum: Reggie De Leon Tweedledee: Jason Rogel Scarecrow: Joey Richter Tin Man: Burl Moseley Cowardly Lion: Mark Teich Associate Producer: Jim Sabo Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Prod. Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Composer: Dirty Hollywood 1st Asst. Director: T.C. De Witt Make-Up & Hair Dept. Head: Rebecca Lee Castro Make-Up & Hair: Deidra Portillo Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis Costume Designer: Isabel Mandujano Set Costumer: Elena Flores Prod. Designer: Justin Mulcahy Art Director: Jonathan Theriault Set Dresser: Eleanor Goodall Art Dept.: Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam Billitzer Asst. Editor: Kate West Asst. to Ms. Avalon: Caroline Sharp Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan 1st AV: Adam Lippert 2nd AC, DIT: Lisa Copland G&E Swing: Billy Brenner Key Grip: Ariq Hannan Gaffer: Nick Street, Chaz Moore Craft Service: Candace Ostler Stills, BTS, Second Unit Camera: Merlin Showalter Playback: Michael J. Epstein Make-Up PA: Spankie Valentine PAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Seinkowski, Jim Burzelic Add’l Still Photography: Arnon Z. Shorr Recording Engineer, Mix, Master: Will Hampton Sound Designer: Shannon Deane VFX Supervisor: John Huffnagle ** LYRICS ** ALICE: When you look into the mirror, I’m sure you’re distressed Your book borrowed my look You’re even wearing my dress I been rocking this game Since before you were born This corny copy’s lost because she ain’t in Kansas anymore I’m surprised your garbage squad Hasn’t fallen apart Yellow bellied, empty-headed That one’s got no heart Double killers, caterpillars, and a mad man in my crew Put you on blast, I gotta ask Who are you? DOROTHY: Well, I’m Dorothy Gale And you’re on my street Not a good witch, I’m a bad bitch Ruby kicks on my feet Quirky stupid chicks And nobody can stand ‘em You’re that annoying girl shouting LOL I’m so random I got sense and sensibility Like my girl Jane Austen Wreckin’ your tea party Like they did back in Boston Word to your moms I’m dropping L. Frank Bombs Got more bars than Wonka More composed than Brahms Better say your prayers, TEAM OZ: “We’re your worst nightmares” Keep dreaming, you’ll be screaming Lions, tigers, and bears (Oh my!) I’ve come to free the land From an olive hand A beginning middle end that Even kids can understand In your sadness you wallow Talkin’ rabbits you follow Put a bottle near your mouth You’re not thinkin’, you swallow I didn’t make the mold But I’m the one who broke it I’m the better heroine Stick that in your pipe and smoke it ALICE: No place like home? You’re from a podunk prairie Ease on down the road Cause shiz is gonna get scary What’s your battle plan? I don’t think you understand A coward, dolt and bag of bolts Can’t step to Wonderland Don’t make me light up your friend, Cause he’s met his match A stitched together strawman that stinks like bandersnatch You’re washed up and washed out, you’re fading, and thus Click your heels together baby and bugger off to Kansas SCARECROW: Who needs brains when you have this much swagger I don’t even gotta think and I got moves like Jagger I’m outstanding in my field While you have mental lapses Teaching crows how to murder With my lack of synapses Noggin stuffed with knowledge Stitching rhymes so raw Throwing shade at Oz? Hay, that’s the last straw Let’s have a heart to heart you tart stealing tart Alice, you’re so stupid you make me look smart. …and we’re out of space because there are so many lyrics! ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment “LOL I’m so random”