’The Stanley Parable’ Song

I HAVE NO AFFILIATION WITH THIS CLIP OF MUSIC OR “THE STANLEY PARABLE“, THEREFORE I TAKE ABSOLUTELY NO CREDIT FOR THIS. Found this in one of the endings in The Stanley Parable (2013 version) and I didn’t see it on the web yet, so I thought I’d record and upload it (EDIT: Turns out I found one right after I uploaded this one). Recorded with Fraps. I named it “The Stanley Parable Song“ only because I have no idea what the original title of the song is, if there is one. These lyrics could be a bit off in one or two places, but I think they’re mostly accurate: There once was a man named Stanley Who people considered so manly But the truth must be told He was not very old And was quite particularly gangly What Stanley liked most was buttons He pushed them like some kind of glutton He did it all day In a meaningful way But his brain had long ceased to function Which is why he is in this parable And lives existence quite t