Skydiving!

It’s positively perilous! Listen on SoundCloud! Buy the Bandcamp-exclusive normalized version! PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY GO SKYDIVING WITHOUT A CERTIFIED INSTRUCTOR. OFFICIAL LYRICS Conquest, dictatorship, get boring. What’s wrong with me? I need to find something to do That’s fascinating, guaranteed! Camping, no. Fishing, no! Not as much fun as total tyranny! Agh, what else could there be? What do I need? WAIT! I KNOW! Skydiving! Out of the window! It’s positively perilous! I’m such a big thrillseeker! Don’t forget to bring a parachute! Skydiving! Off a building! It’s despicably genius! I’m such a big cupcake, Don’t forget to bring the Long Fall Boots. What a perfect time to have fun With my wicked son! And you’re going nuts, hanging out all the time! Not anymore, that’s a bonus! I was all ready for bungee jumping! If that’s how you get your jollies, go ahead! But nothing will ever compare to this! It’s so much more delicious! Skydiving! Out of the window! It’s positively scurrilous! I’m such a smart person! Don’t forget to bring a parachute! Skydiving! Off an obelisk! It’s despicably monstrous! I’m such a fun kinda guy! Don’t forget to bring the money and the loot! Skydiving! Cool-a-mundo! It overwhelms me with joy! There’s nothing more sacred than the bond Between a man and his boy. Skydiving! Sounds radical! There’s nothing like a father-son team! Yeah, I know! We make a pretty mean team! No one can stop the supreme! Skydiving! Skydiving! Maybe I’m dreamin? Of course not! This is gonna be fun! I can hardly wait! Golly, you’re serious! Skydiving, out of the window! (Skydiving, cool-a-mundo!) This’ll be a real kick! At least I know what went wrong. I need something more vicious. Like, uh... Skydiving! Out of the window! It’s positively perilous! I’m such a big thrillseeker! Don’t forget to bring a parachute! Skydiving! Off a building! It’s despicably genius! I’m such a big cupcake, Don’t forget to bring the Long Fall Boots. Skydiving! Out of the window! It’s positively scurrilous! I’m such a smart person! Don’t forget to bring a parachute! Skydiving! Off an obelisk! It’s despicably monstrous! I’m such a fun kinda guy! Don’t forget to bring the money and the loot! Skydiving! Cool-a-mundo! It overwhelms me with joy! There’s nothing more sacred than the bond Between a man and his boy. Skydiving! Sounds radical! There’s nothing like a father-son team! Yeah, I know! We make a pretty mean team! No one can stop the supreme! Skydiving! Skydiving! Cool-a-mundo! Out of the window! It’s despicably, des-despicably, It’s despicably perilous! Skydiving, out of the window! (Skydiving, cool-a-mundo!) It’s positively scurrilous! Wait and see! I’m such a fun kinda guy! Yeah, I know! Don’t forget to bring the Long Fall Boots...