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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - Russian division: The Second Day: the Firmament The FSM was tired of flying and He couldn’t tread water for very long, so he said, “Let there be firmament in the midst of the waters, and let the firmament form coves to one day provide safe harbor for Pirates—no, wait, firmament is a stupid word; let it be called land, since ’firmament-ho!’ sounds even stupider than just plain firmament—and let this land divide the waters from the waters. And let there be a volcano to spew forth beer, which seems like a benevolent idea.“ And the volcano spewed forth beer and He tasted it and declared it to be quite good. So the evening and the morning were the second day.